Thursday, October 8, 2009

What to Expect When You're Expecting

We approach week 6 of college football, and as I sit here and reflect, I realize that even with all the planning and prognosticating we did leading up to the 2009 football season, our efforts have proven to have very little affect on our team. Thus, we're nearly halfway through our regular season; depressing knowledge, I know. For some teams, the lucky ones, the national championship hopes are still high. For us, we're just happy it's football season and we get to watch our boys play on Saturdays. For others, the end of the season couldn't come soon enough so they can start planning and prognosticating for next season.

If you asked most Hog fans what the pivotal games on our schedule were before the season, they would have had Georgia (L), Ole Miss, and South Carolina circled on the schedule. We prognosticators said, "If we beat Georgia, we go 8-4; if not, 7-5. We chalked this weekend's Auburn game up in the W column in January. In 2008, Auburn didn't seem to have an SEC caliber QB, moved the ball like Berryville playing Shiloh Christian, fired the only coach to have predominant success against Auburn's arch nemesis and in-state rival, Alabama, and subsequently hired a head coach with a career 5-19 record (in the Big 12 North nonetheless. Hell, a bunch of Journalists from Columbia, Missouri have success here. Chizik can't?). I hate to be cliche (not really, I love it), but a wise man once said, "Don't count your October chickens in January." Now with the annual SEC West match-up looming only two days away, that January "W" doesn't seem to have manifested itself so easily.

It's been said before, a good coach surrounds himself with great assistants. No man did this better in college football than Arkansas legend, Frank Broyles (so well, in fact, the award for the nation's best assistant coach is his namesake). It seems Gene Chizik pulled a page from Broyles playbook for 2009. Chizik hired an up-and-coming offensive coordinator in Gus Malzahn. While Malzahn's college football resume is short, it's impressive. He gained notoriety in Springdale, AR guiding teams to state championships and gaudy offensive numbers using his Hurry-up No Huddle offensive strategy (he literally "wrote the book on it." Okay, maybe it was a video). Malzahn moved from Springdale to a tumultuous year with many of his star players to the UofA where he was blessed with one of the most talented backfields in NCAA history. This is where GUS MALZAHN popularized the Wildcat package with DMac and Felix the Cat. (Credit has been splashed around, but it was Malzahn who allowed David Lee to take it to the Miami Dolphins and Houston Nutt to the Ole Miss Rebels.) After the year in the Ozarks, Malzahn fled the tyranny of the Nutt Regime to allow his offense to blossom with Tulsa Hurricanes; all he did there was transform an offense into the nation's most prolific group in two years. Gene Chizik noticed, much to the joy of the Auburn faithful.

Now, onto the game. What's on the line? The Auburn Tigers enter a transformed team under Chizik and Malzahn. They're 5-0, and one of those lucky ones with national championship hopes on the line. While they haven't entered the meat of the SEC schedule, the difference in 2008 and 2009 is night and day. They average 41.4 points per game up from 17.3 and 513 yards per game up from 303 last year. Through 5 games this year, the Tigers have scored 207 points; last season, they scored 208... throughout the entire season. The strength of this offense is the ground game, nearly splitting the pass yards and rush yards down the middle. Not too bad for a coach whose offensive prowess is the HUNH. Chris Todd has been morphed into not only an SEC caliber QB, but also a passer deserved of some national recognition. The Tigers have won 19 games in a row with Chizik on staff going back to their undefeated 2004 season and before.

This all sounds bad for the Razorbacks of Arkansas. Not so, the last time Auburn played Arkansas with a record of 5-0 in 2006, Darren McFadden and his team walked away with a 27-10 victory. The last time the Tigers came in ranked, Arkansas beat them 22-25 just last year. History does repeat itself, and Bobby Petrino has built an offensive juggernaut himself. He now has his quarterback in 6-7 Michigan transfer Ryan Mallett who will fling the ball all over the field with his rocket arm to a stable of capable receivers. The Razorback offense has proven to be nothing short of explosive. The only defense capable slowing Petrino's Power Spread has been the Alabama Crimson Tide who possess, most likely, the nation's best defense.

Little has been said thus far about each team's defense for good reason. This should prove to be a scoring shootout; however, Auburn seems capable of controlling the clock while barreling the ball down the field with a very capable rush offense. The role of the defenses in this game will be who can stop who and when? Georgia finally came up with some defensive stops late in the game to give Arkansas a heartbreaking loss. Which team will do that this weekend?

Arkansas proved against Alabama that they're capable of stopping the run against a premier team. The Hogs gave up only 134 yard rushing, but that number was greatly inflated by a 52 yard run which should have been stopped for a loss. Auburn's defense is not Alabama's and the Hogs will be able to move the ball at will.

The early Vegas line on the game is Auburn -3 as it should be. The Razorbacks haven't beaten anyone, but have also only lost to the upper echelon of SEC squads. The Tigers have beaten up on weaker competition, but allowed quite a few points against them. This bodes well for the Razorbacks. Ask any of the early season prognosticators now what the pivotal game on the Razorbacks schedule is... the Auburn Tigers. As if a win in the tough SEC West at home isn't motivation enough, Arkansas native and former Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville commented this week that Arkansas is a lower level SEC team and that Auburn's margin of victory will be at least three touchdowns. If that's not enough of a spark to light a fire under Hog Nation then I don't know what is. Vegas expects a close game as do I, and I'll be rooting the Hogs on to a victory on Saturday.

Woo Pig Sooie!

Beat Auburn!

48 Hours and Counting

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Currently, we are a little less than 48 hours from game time in the Ozarks, where the Auburn Tigers will try to improve their perfect season to an impressive 6-0 against the Arkansas Razorbacks who sit at 2-2. This may seem like a no brainer win for the Tigers, but their previous five wins have come against a weak notch Big East squad, two no names, and two of the worst teams in the SEC (sorry Tennessee, you still suck, even with $5m + coaching staff). This matchup leads us to an interesting crossroads for two teams and their very young 2009 seasons.

Scenario 1: If Auburn wins, they are already bowl eligible, and head into the Kentucky game looking to secure their 7th win. They then get the heart of the SEC (LSU, Ole Miss - sort of, Georgia, and Alabama). Their season could end 8-4 or 11-1.

Scenario 2: The Razorbacks give Auburn their first true test of the season, and the explosive Tigers running game gets shut down by a much improved Arkansas defense. The Hogs win will give them a ton of confidence going into the Swamp, where a post LSU letdown will leave the Florida Tebows vulnerable to an upset (see Ole Miss 2008). The Hogs would likely end their season 7-5 or 8-4, and a New Years day bowl would be a possibility.

So now that we've documented what's on the line, it's time to go over what we should expect from the game on Saturday.

  • Gus Malzahn will still be loved by the Razorback faithful. He will enter Fayetteville looking to avenge his loss last year while coaching Tulsa, and will manage to make all Hog fans happy by either losing, or by getting our hopes up that his prolific offense will some day lead our team into SEC battle. Gus is a great coach and a class act, and everyone will recognize this fact by the end of the game
  • Traffic will be bitched about by everyone that has the unfortunate task of driving into Fayetteville for the 11am game. Exits will be backed up for miles, and the Fayetteville and Springdale Police departments will do nothing to alleviate the problem that will leave the stadium half empty until the beginning of the second quarter
  • Ryan Mallett will get his chance to shine at home against another unproven defense. If he is given enough time, he'll get his fair share of opportunities to exploit the Auburn D, and barring our receivers having a bad hands day, should have very efficient (note: not prolific) passing numbers
  • The Running Backs will finally get the game they've been looking for. Texas A&M was not a good team, and by the end of the game the offense had worn them down. This allowed for a solid 62 yard TD at the end of the game which might have been what the offense has been looking for all season. In order to truly prove themselves, they're going to have to be able to get that 2 yard touchdown run they've been missing
  • The Defense will likely get torn to pieces. While I do believe the Jerry Franklin TD runback against A&M was the turning point in the defensive season, they're still not there yet. Look for the running defense to be truly tested, and if they don't respond, look for the secondary to be tested just as much. It might be a very long day for these guys However, if they carry over some of what they had while playing in the Death Star, they might be the heroes of the game
  • If you're watching on TV, expect to see the gayest commercial in the SEC on at least 200 times. If you're not sure what I'm talking about, it's the one where someone is fishing on a boat in Alaska, and a plane lands on the water with the Auburn Tiger tail flying off of the back of it. The jackass flying right into the middle of the guys fishing spot leans out of the plane and yells "WAR EAGLE," and the fisherman responds in kind. This commercial is so stupid it hurts my head to think that a marketing degree at Auburn might actually be worth the paper it's written on
  • Arkansas fans will cheer whenever they hear the score of the Alabama v. Ole Miss game. While Houston Nutt may have avoided a loss at Vanderbilt (congrats on that one!), there is no way he defends his home turf against arguably the best team in the nation. Hootie is on the record as saying that if the Rebels make it to the 4th quarter they'll be good. Guess what guys, Jevan Snead is going to show off that Heisman arm and throw 2 picks... in the first quarter. Not only will they not make it to the fourth quarter, they likely won't make it to halftime before it's a blowout. Have fun Ole Miss, you're really going to enjoy that new coach of yours
  • People will have a tough time rooting for anyone in the night game. Nobody likes Florida, and everyone hates LSU. It's a lesser of two evil situations, and either way, rednecks in some white trash city will be celebrating after the game is over. The only question is if they'll smell like corndogs or not

I'm sure there is plenty more that will transpire during what will be a perfect weekend in God's Country. Other highlights might include Orange Peel jell-o shots at a tailgate in the pit (http://bit.ly/1NQIXn), people celebrating on Dickson with a post game pub crawl, a pint at the pub and some pub bowling, and undoubtedly a few drinks at Razorbelle's favorite bar with a Big Ass Fan.

Enjoy the weekend Hog fans. And remember, nothing is better than a game day on The Hill.

GO HOGS!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

What to see this weekend...

As one of the only contributors that actually still lives in Fayetteville full time, I feel it is my duty to give you an update on new bars, restaurants, and shops as you prep for your trip this weekend.

Bar: 21st Amendment

Who: Young Professional Crowd
What: Low Key Atmosphere that features a “Big Ass Fan” and an open wall facing Dickson, perfect for people watching
When: This is a great bar to start the night. Not the place to get really wasted, but good place to catch up with long lost hog friends.
Where: Front half of Roger’s Rec facing Dickson

Overall Review: Woo Pig. Slightly overpriced drinks and a bit calm for my tastes, but overall a good place to grab a drink.

Restaurant: Feltner Brothers

Who: A brand new restaurant opened by the Sons of the Russellville Whataburger Clan.
What: All American Food and Drink with plenty of TVs and an awesome patio
When: Opening Thursday, October 8. This will be a great place to grab a casual dinner or catch a ball game.
Where: By Flying Burrito behind Walton Arts Center Parking lot

Overall Review:
Woo Pig Sooie! Ok. So I haven’t been there yet, but I am following the progress on Facebook. The owners are super fun, so I am looking forward to a good time and great food.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/pages/Fayetteville-AR/Feltner-Brothers/122256047652?ref=ts

Shop: Maude Boutique

Who: Young, Super-Cute Co-eds (and those who still want to look super-cute and not super-old, aka: ME)
What: Fashion Forward Clothes at reasonable prices
When: This is a great place to get clothes that are classy yet fun for work, play, and game day.
Where: On the East Side of College close to campus

Overall Review: Woo Pig Sooie! Although prices have gone up quite a bit since they first opened, the clothes are still great, especially when you need something quick.

Yours- Razorbelle


*** DSD Rating Scale: Woo Pig Sooie=Best, Woo Pig=Good, Hog Slop=Bad, Houston Dale Nutt=Worst

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Welcome to the inevitable blog that was to come out of what has to be one of the nation's most productive e-mail circles, The Penalty Box. The link which binds us is the University of Arkansas, its athletic programs, and the debauchery known to most of us as "Dickson." 
Soon the blog will see some changes to reflect our fandom of the Hogs and the discussions which follow will, at the very least, entertain us and, we hope, you. 
Woo Pig Sooie!!
Beat Auburn. 
 

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